Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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