You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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