i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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