If i come over, it means nothing
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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