Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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