You're so nebulous sometimes
operation harelip BJ is a go
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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