just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize