I could make wine with my vomit
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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