fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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