Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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