Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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