im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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