You just made me feel so damn special
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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