Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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