Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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