you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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