A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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