porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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