He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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