new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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