So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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