I wish i was in the wii world.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize