youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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