Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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