how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
