Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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