6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
and you fell through a lawn chair
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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