you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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