So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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