There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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