Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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