i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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