Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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