i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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