p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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