if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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