Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Bring me that man meat
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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