This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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