Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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