areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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