I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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