yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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