Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize