I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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