Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
NoShamevember. You game?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
i think my cat just said my name.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
