Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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