whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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