Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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