That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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