so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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