he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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