another moral hangover. fuck.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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