I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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