swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
How does it feel to date your dad?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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