...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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